I like to have sexual intercourse with various types of trucks. No one else knows except for my grandmother, although I have to constantly remind her since she forgets things frequently. Some people disapprove of my actions when they see me, but I believe that we have the right to be free and do whatever we please. This is why I do not want the Muslim terrorist O-bomb-us to be in office anymore. Please America, do the right thing. We can't afford to let illegal Islamic terrorist immigrants run this country anymore.
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